Shanghai Nights 3rd Annual Cinco De One Day In Mayo Show!
Occupy the c h a i r s y los table(o)s this upcoming Friday, Cinco De Quattro (En: May 4) for our 3rd edition of Cinco De Mayo Comedy Cookies and Karaoke!
Comedy @ 9
Karaoke @ 1115 (or so)
Tickets online $5 – > Door = A blue plastic bill or 2 rice wraps w/ peanut sauce.
Dumplings to diiiigest for.
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.